Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Hold My Blunt, I Brought Backup
Hold My Blunt, I Brought Backup
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
This one’s for the overprepared chaos goblin who knows one clip is never enough.
Hold My Blunt, I Brought Backup is your go-to set when the session gets real and you refuse to burn your fingers like an amateur. Multiple tools, zero patience, maximum functionality.
Handmade, one-of-a-kind, and slightly unhinged—because your accessories should match your personality.
Perfect for smoke sessions, stash upgrades, or gifting someone who always says, “I got this”… and actually does.
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