Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

#32 Midnight Oracle Owl Necklace

Name: #32 Midnight Oracle Owl Necklace
Brand: Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Price: 21.95 USD
Availability: InStock

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This owl sees everything. The late-night decisions. The texts you shouldn’t send. The “I’ll just do one more thing” that turns into chaos.

Deep blue and teal swirls give this piece a cosmic, almost hypnotic feel—like staring into a tiny universe while an owl silently judges your life choices.

Handmade, one-of-a-kind, and not here to mind its business.