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Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

#3 Main Character Villain Monologue Comb

#3 Main Character Villain Monologue Comb

Regular price $13.95 USD
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This comb has speeches prepared.
Dark base, metallic streaks—like plotting but make it stylish.
Wear when you’re about to dramatically walk away from something.

  • Each set is one-of-a-kind—what you see is exactly what you get.
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