Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Soccer & Volleyball Chaos Crew | 2pc Beaded Pencil Set
Soccer & Volleyball Chaos Crew | 2pc Beaded Pencil Set
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Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
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One lives for the soccer field. The other owns the volleyball court.
They met somewhere between practice, homework, and the realization that apparently being exhausted is now a personality trait.
This 2-piece beaded mechanical pencil set brings together soccer and volleyball for the athlete who has practice at 4, homework at 8, and absolutely no idea where their water bottle went.
Perfect for student athletes, sports moms looking for a fun little gift, coaches, teammates, or anyone whose calendar is basically controlled by game schedules.
⚽ Soccer-inspired beaded pencil
🏐 Volleyball-inspired beaded pencil
✏️ Includes 2 mechanical pencils
🎁 Great for team gifts, sports lovers, back-to-school, and stocking stuffers
💥 Handmade with FDSS personality
Their motto:
We came. We played. We forgot what the homework was.
Because being functional is optional. Showing up for game day isn’t.
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