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#21 Sunshine, Sarcasm & Bad Decisions Earrings – Handmade Sun Charm Dangle Earrings

#21 Sunshine, Sarcasm & Bad Decisions Earrings – Handmade Sun Charm Dangle Earrings

Regular price $11.95 USD
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These little suns look sweet… but they absolutely know where all the bodies are buried.

Featuring silver-toned sun charms, shimmering blue cabochon centers, and sparkling blue-purple accent beads, these handmade earrings bring celestial energy with just the right amount of chaos. Lightweight and playful, they’re perfect for free spirits, beach lovers, stargazers, and anyone whose personality falls somewhere between “good morning sunshine” and “leave me alone.”

Cute enough for compliments.
Chaotic enough for FDSS.

Handmade chaos starts here.

Features

  • Silver-toned sun charm earrings
  • Blue marbled center cabochons
  • Blue and purple accent bead details
  • Lightweight dangle design
  • Handmade one-of-a-kind jewelry
  • Comfortable hook ear wires
  • Fun celestial-inspired style

“Like carrying your own personal sunshine—except this one swears occasionally.” ☀️😈💙

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