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👻 Patchouli Ghost Mug Candle
👻 Patchouli Ghost Mug Candle
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Hand-Poured | FDSS Approved
This little ghost is here to haunt your space in the best way possible.
Housed in an adorable ceramic ghost mug with a stupid-cute smile, this candle is filled with rich, earthy patchouli — the scent of grounding yourself, burning incense you forgot about, and pretending you’re emotionally stable.
It’s spooky but friendly. Cozy but chaotic. And yes, it will judge you silently from your shelf.
Light it when you’re:
- avoiding responsibilities
- setting a vibe
- manifesting peace while living in mild chaos
- or just want your house to smell like a witch owns it
When the wax is gone, the ghost lives on as a reusable mug — perfect for coffee, tea, or staring into the void.
Details your cart needs to know:
- 👻 Ceramic ghost mug vessel
- 🕯️ Hand-poured patchouli-scented wax
- 🔥 Single wick burn
- ♻️ Mug is reusable after candle is finished
- 🖤 Each piece is slightly unique because perfection is boring
FDSS Candle Care (aka don’t be reckless):
- Trim wick before burning
- Never leave unattended
- Burn responsibly — this ghost is cute, not fireproof
This isn’t just a candle.
It’s a friendly haunting.
A cozy curse.
A Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show classic.
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