This is a candle that refuses to do candle things.
No wick.
No fire.
No chance of burning your house down while you spiral.
This wickless tree candle is pure decorative chaos — hand-poured, layered, and topped with a sparkly star that’s doing the most. It exists solely to sit there and look unreasonably cute while judging your holiday decisions.
Perfect for people who love the idea of candles but not the responsibility. Or for anyone who wants festive vibes without smoke, flame, or consequences.
Put it on a shelf. A desk. A table Next to your emotional baggage.
The Important Stuff (before someone asks):
Wickless decorative candle
No flame, no scent throw, no fire hazard
Hand-poured with layered color chaos
Reusable as decor year after year
Made by FDSS — Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Best For:
🎄 People who like candles but don’t trust themselves
🎄 Holiday decor with personality issues
🎄 Anyone who wants festive vibes without commitment
This candle will not light up your life —
but it will sit there looking cute and minding its business.
