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Coconut Heart Candle – Love, But Make It Tropical
Coconut Heart Candle – Love, But Make It Tropical
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This heart looks sweet.
It smells like coconut.
It absolutely does not promise emotional stability.
Hand-poured and coconut-scented, this little heart candle is serving vacation vibes wrapped in questionable life choices. It’s bold, bright red, and perfect for anyone who loves with intensity… or just really loves smelling like a beach fantasy.
Light it for romance, self-care, or spite. We don’t judge.
✨ Details (because you’ll ask):
• Coconut-scented
• Hand-poured heart-shaped candle
• Bright red because feelings are loud
• Each candle has minor imperfections (handmade, not heartless)
• One-of-a-kind, just like your red flags
🕯️ FDSS Disclaimer:
May cause mixed signals, compliments, and sudden confidence.
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