Therapy Was Booked Shit Show Long Sleeve

Apparently, our therapist has boundaries and a fully booked calendar. So naturally, we started a shit show.

This black long-sleeve shirt features the Functional-ish FDSS logo on the front and a loud, colorful “Therapy Was Booked, So We Started a Shit Show” design on the back. It’s made for anyone holding life together with sarcasm, questionable coping skills, and the ability to laugh before completely losing their shit.

Perfect for chilly days, dysfunctional gatherings, therapy appointments—or anywhere else you’d like to warn people what they’re walking into.

Because being completely functional is overrated, but looking fabulous during the breakdown is not.

• Front and back printed design • Classic unisex fit • Bold, colorful FDSS artwork • Perfect for lovers of sarcasm and mental-health humor • Makes a hilariously inappropriate gift

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Bella + Canvas 4651 Unisex 7.5 oz Heavyweight Long Sleeve Tee

• 7.5 oz. (US)

• 12.5 oz (CA)

• 100%cotton

• 16 singles

• Boxier, relaxed fit, unisex silhouette

• Drop shoulders

• Double stitched, 3/4” neckband

• Shoulder taping

• Ribbed cuffs

• Side seams

• Tear away label