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Star-Spangled Bottle Opener – Blue Glitter Barware Chaos

Star-Spangled Bottle Opener – Blue Glitter Barware Chaos

Regular price $7.37 USD
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Pop tops like the chaotic little star you are. This blue paddle-shaped bottle opener is packed with sparkling star glitter, making it functional, flashy, and mildly dramatic in the best way.

 

Perfect for bars, kitchens, parties, gifts, or anyone who believes even bottle opening deserves a little sparkle-fueled nonsense.

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