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“Sea Turtle Serenity (But Make It Slightly Unhinged) Necklace”

“Sea Turtle Serenity (But Make It Slightly Unhinged) Necklace”

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Soft. Calm. Peaceful.
…and yet somehow still radiating “I’ve got boundaries and you’re about to find them.”

This handmade necklace brings together cool turquoise tones, marbled white beads, and silver accents—finished with a statement pendant made from epoxy resin and crushed glass that catches light like it’s got secrets.

And those turtles?
Yeah… they look peaceful, but they’ve seen things.

Perfect for beach lovers, chaos gremlins trying to be calm, or anyone who wants to look put together while internally spiraling just a little.

Details:

  • Handmade beaded necklace
  • Turquoise + white marbled beads with silver accents
  • Turtle bead details throughout
  • Statement pendant made from epoxy resin + crushed glass
  • Lightweight but makes a statement (like your personality)

Warning: May cause strangers to compliment you and exes to reconsider their life choices.

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