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Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Stop & Smell the Chaos – Resin Rose Bowl (Because Basic Bowls Are Boring)”
Stop & Smell the Chaos – Resin Rose Bowl (Because Basic Bowls Are Boring)”
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This isn’t just a bowl.
This is what happens when beauty and chaos hook up and decide to stay toxic together.
Handmade with layered resin and embedded rose vibes, this piece is giving:
- romantic… but unhinged
- elegant… but slightly feral
- “I have my life together”… but absolutely don’t
Perfect for holding:
💀 jewelry you forgot you owned
💀 keys you’ll still lose anyway
💀 snacks you’ll emotionally support yourself with
💀 or literally nothing—because it’s that pretty
Each piece is one-of-a-kind, which means once it’s gone…
yeah, you already know… it’s gone gone.
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Mini Chaos Care Card
- Don’t microwave it (seriously… don’t test me)
- Not dishwasher safe
- Decorative use preferred
- Treat it like your sanity… gently
👉 Pairs perfectly with our chaotic trinket boxes & resin ashtrays—build your own dysfunctional set.
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