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Stop & Smell the Chaos – Resin Rose Bowl (Because Basic Bowls Are Boring)”

Stop & Smell the Chaos – Resin Rose Bowl (Because Basic Bowls Are Boring)”

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This isn’t just a bowl.

This is what happens when beauty and chaos hook up and decide to stay toxic together.

 

Handmade with layered resin and embedded rose vibes, this piece is giving:

 

  • romantic… but unhinged
  • elegant… but slightly feral
  • “I have my life together”… but absolutely don’t

 

 

Perfect for holding:

💀 jewelry you forgot you owned

💀 keys you’ll still lose anyway

💀 snacks you’ll emotionally support yourself with

💀 or literally nothing—because it’s that pretty

 

Each piece is one-of-a-kind, which means once it’s gone…

yeah, you already know… it’s gone gone.

 

 

 

 

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Mini Chaos Care Card 

 

 

  • Don’t microwave it (seriously… don’t test me)
  • Not dishwasher safe
  • Decorative use preferred
  • Treat it like your sanity… gently


 

👉 Pairs perfectly with our chaotic trinket boxes & resin ashtrays—build your own dysfunctional set.

 

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