Red Flags & Bad Decisions | Red & White Beaded Ink Pen

Some red flags are warnings. Others apparently get turned into pens.

This red and white beaded ink pen showed up looking cute, innocent, and completely put together—which is exactly how bad decisions usually introduce themselves.

With its bold red and white beads and ombré-style barrel, it brings just enough attitude to your desk without even trying. It writes smoothly, looks adorable, and absolutely refuses to take responsibility for whatever you decide to put on paper.

Perfect for journaling your questionable life choices, making to-do lists you may or may not follow, signing important paperwork, or simply making your boring office supplies a little less boring.

❤️ Red & white beaded design
🤍 Ombré-style pen barrel
🖊️ Smooth-writing ink pen
✨ Handmade with FDSS personality
🎁 Fun little gift for coworkers, teachers, friends—or yourself

Because if you’re going to ignore the red flags, you might as well write with one.

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