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Red Flags & Mixed Signals Pen

Red Flags & Mixed Signals Pen

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This pen doesn’t know what it wants—and that’s exactly the problem.

 

Dressed in red and white chaos with a smooth hombre bottom, this handmade beaded pen is giving sweet… until it’s not. One second it’s cute and put together, the next it’s making questionable decisions and dragging you with it.

 

Writes smooth. Looks innocent. Absolutely cannot be trusted.

 

Perfect for journaling your bad choices, signing things you’ll regret later, or pretending you’ve got your life together in meetings.

 

Handmade, one-of-a-kind, and just unstable enough to feel relatable.

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