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Red Leather Heart Necklace | Beaded Charm Necklace | 28” Cord | Lobster Claw Clasp | Handmade Statement Jewelry

Red Leather Heart Necklace | Beaded Charm Necklace | 28” Cord | Lobster Claw Clasp | Handmade Statement Jewelry

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It says “handmade with love”…

and this one actually has its closure together. 💅

 

This bold red leather cord necklace brings the drama with textured silver-toned beads and a dangling double-heart charm that gives romantic… but slightly unhinged energy.

 

At 28 inches, it’s made to stand out—whether you’re layering it or letting it do all the talking. Finished with a secure lobster claw clasp (because we believe in boundaries now), this piece is equal parts passion and personality.

 

Sweet. Bold. Slightly chaotic.

Exactly how FDSS likes it.

 

 

 

 

⚡ PERSONALITY

 

 

❤️ loves hard

🔥 argues passionately

💀 will text “I’m fine” and absolutely not be fine

 

 

 

 

📿 DETAILS

 

 

  • Handmade & one-of-a-kind (no restocks, no duplicates)
  • Approx. 28” red leather cord
  • Silver-tone patterned beads
  • Double heart charm detail
  • Lobster claw clasp closure (secure + easy)
  • Lightweight & comfortable

 

 

 

 

 

🎯 PERFECT FOR

 

 

  • Statement jewelry lovers
  • Valentine’s with attitude
  • People who romanticize chaos (you know who you are)

 

Still a red flag…

just with better attachment skills. 😌🔥

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