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Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
“Purple ‘God Fix It’ Hair Comb – Emotionally Unstable but Still Cute”
“Purple ‘God Fix It’ Hair Comb – Emotionally Unstable but Still Cute”
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This isn’t just a comb… this is a coping mechanism with teeth.
Featuring a bold purple comb paired with chunky pink beads and a brutally honest reminder that sometimes…
you are not the one who should be in charge.
“Sometimes I just have to let God fix it…
because if I fix it, I am going to jail.”
Yeah. That energy.
Handmade, one-of-a-kind, and built for people who:
- woke up choosing peace… but barely
- are one minor inconvenience away from a personality shift
- still want their hair to look good while spiraling
What it does:
- Detangles your hair
- Stabilizes your vibe (temporarily… no promises)
- Serves as a daily warning label to others
Why you need it:
Because self-control is a journey… and this comb is part of your support system.
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