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Pumpkin Pie Candle — Cute Gourd, Short Fuse

Pumpkin Pie Candle — Cute Gourd, Short Fuse

Regular price $9.95 USD
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Serving pumpkin charm with a side of “don’t test me.”

 

This handmade Pumpkin Pie scented candle comes in a glossy orange ceramic pumpkin with a matching lid and gold-colored stem. Cream-colored wax and a cozy fall fragrance make it a sweet seasonal gift—or a treat for yourself after dealing with everybody’s nonsense.

 

All the pumpkin cuteness. None of the obligation to bake anything.

 

• Scent: Pumpkin Pie

• Orange ceramic pumpkin container with matching lid

• Includes one candle

• Limited batch of three; this exact container may not return

 

Please note: These candles were slightly overfilled, so the lid currently rests above the rim rather than sitting fully flush.

 

Remove the lid before lighting. Burn on a stable, heat-resistant surface. Let the candle cool completely before replacing the lid. Never leave a burning candle unattended.

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