Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Lavender Breakdown Marbled Beaded Stainless Steel Hoop Earrings
Lavender Breakdown Marbled Beaded Stainless Steel Hoop Earrings
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Lavender Breakdown Marbled Beaded Stainless Steel Hoop Earrings
These earrings look like lavender fields, sage gardens, inner peace, and absolutely none of the shit actually happening in your life.
Meet the Lavender Breakdown Marbled Hoop Earrings.
Soft lavender, violet, sage green, and smoky gray swirl together in marbled beads that give off serious calm, centered, emotionally stable adult energy.
Which is adorable.
Decorative silver-tone spacers add just enough fancy, while lightweight stainless steel hoops mean you can comfortably wear them through whatever fresh bullshit the universe has penciled into your schedule.
They’re pretty enough for date night, easy enough for everyday wear, and sophisticated enough to convince strangers that you definitely didn’t spend ten minutes looking for the phone that was already in your hand.
And because every marbled bead has its own pattern and color variations, each handmade pair is slightly different.
Perfectly imperfect.
Just like the rest of this shit show.
Features
- Handmade
- Durable stainless steel hoop earrings
- Marbled acrylic beads
- Lavender, violet, sage green, and smoky gray tones
- Decorative silver-tone spacer beads
- Lightweight and comfortable
- Unique marbling makes every pair slightly different
- Perfect for everyday wear, date nights, gifting, special occasions, or accessorizing your next minor emotional collapse
Handcrafted by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show — because sometimes inner peace is unavailable, but cute earrings aren’t.
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