Lady Dumps-A-Lot Shit Show Coordinator T-Shirt

Every shit show needs someone brave—or slightly unhinged—enough to coordinate the chaos.

Featuring Lady Dumps-A-Lot in bold FDSS colors, this graphic T-shirt is made for the woman who keeps everything moving while everyone else contributes to the confusion. With her ripped jeans, colorful hair, and “I Coordinate Chaos Like a Pro” attitude, she’s basically the unofficial manager of everyday dysfunction.

Funny, colorful, and unapologetically FDSS, this shirt makes a great gift for busy moms, hardworking women, chaos coordinators, and anyone who somehow became responsible for keeping the whole circus together.

Perfect for casual days, vendor events, errands, or proudly announcing your position in the family shit show.

Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt

• 10 oz.

• 70% Cotton, 10% polyester, 20% recycled polyester from plastic bottles

• Heather Grey: 65% Cotton, 15% polyester, 20% recycled polyester

• The 3-end fleece fabric has a tight-knit construction giving it better printability and lofty hand feel

• Under 5% shrinkage

• Twill neck tape

• Double-needle top stitch on all seams

• Three-panel hood with fleece lining for extra comfort

• DTM round drawcord with knotted ends and metal eyelets

• 1x1 ribbing at sleeve cuff and waistband

• Ribbing: 95% cotton, 5% Spandex for better recovery

• Perfect for HD Digital Printing

• Tear away label

• By implementing water saving techniques in the dying process of Lane Seven fleece, the company is able to save 18 liters of water per garment

• Lane Seven is a proud member of the Better Cotton Initiative. Cotton products from Lane Seven support more sustainable cotton farming

• Lane Seven is certified by the Recycled Claim Standard, which guarantees the recycled polyester in their garments is traceable from origin to final products