Jack-O’-Lantern Candle of Questionable Intentions 🎃🔥

This cheerful little pumpkin looks friendly enough… but don’t be fooled. He’s here to set the vibe, judge your life choices, and smell really damn good while doing it.

Hand-poured into an unapologetically festive jack-o’-lantern glass with a wire handle (because obviously he needs accessories), this candle brings Halloween energy year-round. Light it up for spooky season, emotional support, or just to make your house feel slightly more haunted in a fun way.

Each one is lovingly handmade, which means no two pumpkins are exactly alike — just like your coping mechanisms.

Why you need it:

• Hand-poured candle in a reusable jack-o’-lantern glass 🎃
• Gives off cozy, spooky, “I decorate early and don’t apologize” vibes
• Perfect for Halloween, fall décor, or chaotic year-round pumpkin worship
• Once the candle is gone, reuse the jar because wasting things is rude

FDSS Disclaimer:

May cause sudden urges to decorate, light candles aggressively, or emotionally bond with inanimate objects.

Light it. Love it. Let it silently judge you.

Welcome to the Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show. 🖤🔥