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“Mood Swing in a Pen – Red to Green Chaos Stick”

“Mood Swing in a Pen – Red to Green Chaos Stick”

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This ain’t your boring office supply.

This pen starts off calm… then spirals.
Red to green like your last situationship—intense at the bottom, questionable at the top.

Hand-beaded with chaotic energy and zero emotional stability, this ombre pen is built for:

  • aggressive note taking
  • dramatic journaling
  • signing things you might regret later

Each one is one-of-a-kind because we don’t do duplicates… just like your bad decisions.

Writes smooth. Looks unhinged.
Exactly how we like it.

Handmade. Functional. Slightly concerning.

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