Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

Holding Hands Heart Wax Melt (Emotionally Supportive, Mildly Judgy) 🖤🔥

$4.95 USD

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Scent Red Coconut Purple Lilac Green Strawberry

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Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat

We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.

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Holding Hands Heart Wax Melt (Emotionally Supportive, Mildly Judgy) 🖤🔥 One little heart, three moods — pick your scent: Red Coconut – “Tropical Emotional Support” 🥥❤️ A mini vacation in disguise — creamy coconut that smells like a beach getaway and a tropical hug for your wax warmer. Purple Lilac – “Floral Overthinker” 💜🌸 Soft, floral, and suspiciously calming — like a field of flowers and a handful of nostalgia. Green Strawberry – “Sweet and Sarcastic” 💚🍓 Juicy strawberry with just a dash of mischief — sweet, a little snarky, like a candy shop run by someone with a dark sense of humor. Hand-poured soy wax, made to make your space smell like you’ve got your life together (even if you don’t).