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Green Jar Candle — Lime Green & Low Patience

Green Jar Candle — Lime Green & Low Patience

Regular price $6.95 USD
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Looking calm is easy. Putting up with people? That’s where things get complicated.

This FDSS candle brings bold lime-green color, white swirls, and contrasting pink wax to your space, complete with a matching lid. It’s a little pop of personality for your shelf—and a fitting gift for someone whose décor is cheerful but whose patience is on backorder.

Cute candle. Questionable mood. Welcome to the Shit Show.

Includes one green jar candle with matching lid.

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