Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Deep Tide Resin Drinking Glass
Deep Tide Resin Drinking Glass
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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This drinking glass looks like the ocean caught feelings and didn’t process them quietly.
Moody blues, deep teal, and bruised purple tones swirl together in a glossy, hand-finished design sealed with food-safe epoxy resin—so yes, it’s dramatic, and yes, you can actually drink from it. Every glass is one of a kind, because symmetry is boring and mass production gives us the ick.
Perfect for iced coffee, cocktails, wine, mocktails, or staring into while questioning your life choices. This is functional art with attitude and absolutely no interest in blending in.
✔ Food-safe epoxy resin
✔ Handmade & one of a kind
✔ Safe for cold beverages
❌ Not microwave or dishwasher safe (this glass respects itself)
Functional. Dysfunctional. Fully FDSS.
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