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Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

Deep Tide Resin Drinking Glass

Deep Tide Resin Drinking Glass

Regular price $20.95 USD
Regular price Sale price $20.95 USD
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This drinking glass looks like the ocean caught feelings and didn’t process them quietly.

 

Moody blues, deep teal, and bruised purple tones swirl together in a glossy, hand-finished design sealed with food-safe epoxy resin—so yes, it’s dramatic, and yes, you can actually drink from it. Every glass is one of a kind, because symmetry is boring and mass production gives us the ick.

 

Perfect for iced coffee, cocktails, wine, mocktails, or staring into while questioning your life choices. This is functional art with attitude and absolutely no interest in blending in.

 

✔ Food-safe epoxy resin

✔ Handmade & one of a kind

✔ Safe for cold beverages

❌ Not microwave or dishwasher safe (this glass respects itself)

 

Functional. Dysfunctional. Fully FDSS.

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