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Midnight Mayhem | Dark Blue Beaded Pen

Midnight Mayhem | Dark Blue Beaded Pen

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Dark, mysterious, and pretending to have its shit together.

Midnight Mayhem is a dark blue beaded pen for the person who looks calm on the outside while mentally juggling 47 unfinished thoughts, three forgotten appointments, and something they were supposed to do yesterday.

Perfect for work, school, journaling, list-making, or writing down the brilliant idea you’ll absolutely forget in six minutes.

💙 Dark blue beaded design
🖊️ Functional writing pen
✨ Handmade with FDSS personality
🎁 Fun little gift for coworkers, teachers, friends—or your own chaotic ass

Because your life may be a shit show, but your pen doesn’t have to look like one.

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