Official Chaos Corkscrew — FDSS Edition

Pop bottles with the official Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show corkscrew, because even your wine deserves a little handmade chaos. Featuring the FDSS logo bead, this corkscrew is equal parts useful, weirdly fabulous, and completely on brand.

Perfect for wine lovers, gift baskets, bar carts, or anyone who opens bottles like they’re emotionally preparing for a group text.