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Beauty in the Chaos Five-Year Plan Long-Sleeve Shirt
Beauty in the Chaos Five-Year Plan Long-Sleeve Shirt
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Some people followed their five-year plan. We got distracted, embraced the chaos, and started a damn business instead.
This FDSS long-sleeve shirt features a colorful “Beauty in the Chaos” design on the front and our wonderfully questionable five-year-plan artwork across the back. It’s bold, sarcastic, and made for entrepreneurs, dreamers, and beautifully dysfunctional humans who took the scenic route through life.
Because plans change, shit happens—and sometimes the detour becomes the best part of the whole damn story.
Bella + Canvas 4651 Unisex 7.5 oz Heavyweight Long Sleeve Tee
- 7.5 oz. (US)
- 12.5 oz (CA)
- 100%cotton
- 16 singles
- Boxier, relaxed fit, unisex silhouette
- Drop shoulders
- Double stitched, 3/4” neckband
- Shoulder taping
- Ribbed cuffs
- Side seams
- Tear away label
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 " | 19 7/8" | 24 3/4" |
| S | 28 " | 20 7/8" | 25 1/4" |
| M | 28 1/2" | 21 7/8" | 25 1/2" |
| L | 29 1/2" | 23 7/8" | 26 " |
| XL | 30 3/4" | 25 7/8" | 26 1/4" |
| 2XL | 32 1/4" | 27 7/8" | 26 1/2" |
| 3XL | 33 1/4" | 29 7/8" | 26 3/4" |
| 4XL | 34 1/4" | 31 7/8" | 27 " |
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