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Pop the Top Patriot — Beaded Bottle Opener

Pop the Top Patriot — Beaded Bottle Opener

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Crack open your drink with a little red, white, and “don’t touch my bottle.” This beaded metal bottle opener brings veteran-inspired style, sturdy function, and just enough attitude to make your bar cart look like it has its life together.

 

Perfect for gifting, collecting, or opening beverages like a responsible adult with questionable supervision.

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