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Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

πŸ€ Ball Is Life, Homework Is Optional | Basketball Beaded Mechanical Pencil

πŸ€ Ball Is Life, Homework Is Optional | Basketball Beaded Mechanical Pencil

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Some people bring a pencil to class.

This one showed up like it’s starting in the championship game.

Decked out in bright yellow with basketball beads and green and white velvet accents, this refillable mechanical pencil has absolutely no intention of sitting quietly in the pencil cup. It has plays to run, notes to take, and probably an imaginary buzzer-beater happening somewhere in the margins.

πŸ€ Its personality?
Competitive. Slightly dramatic. Convinced every trash can is a basketball hoop.

Perfect for basketball players, coaches, sports moms, teachers, students, or that one person who yells β€œKOBE!” before throwing literally anything across the room.

✏️ Refillable mechanical pencil
πŸ€ Basketball-themed silicone beads
πŸ’š Green & white velvet bead accents
πŸ’› Bright, sporty beaded design
🎁 Fun gift for basketball lovers

FDSS Warning: May cause unnecessary trick shots, aggressive note-taking, and an uncontrollable urge to shoot crumpled paper into the nearest trash can.

Handmade with personality by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show, because even your pencil deserves a little chaos.

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