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The Fuck Around & Write It Down Set | 5pc Beaded Pen, Pencil & Stylus Set

The Fuck Around & Write It Down Set | 5pc Beaded Pen, Pencil & Stylus Set

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Meet The Fuck Around & Write It Down Set — because apparently being a functional adult requires an unreasonable amount of writing shit down.

This handmade 5-piece beaded set gives you everything you need to take notes, make lists, pretend you’re organized, doodle through meetings, and aggressively write down the shit you absolutely cannot trust yourself to remember.

WHAT YOU GET:

• 2 handmade beaded pens
• 2 handmade beaded mechanical pencils
• 1 handmade beaded pen/stylus combo
• 3 replacement pen ink refills
• 2 replacement lead refills for the pencils

And yes, that stylus is secretly another pen.

The stylus end pulls off like a cap to reveal a working pen underneath. Pop the cap back on and you’re ready to tap, swipe, scroll, and continue pretending you’re being productive.

That means you’re getting 3 usable pens, 2 mechanical pencils, AND refills for all five writing instruments — because running out of ink or lead right when you’re finally getting your shit together is exactly the kind of bullshit nobody needs.

Perfect for the office, classroom, planner bag, home desk, or anyone whose organizational system consists primarily of lists, caffeine, and mild panic.

Great for teachers, students, coworkers, planner addicts, professional procrastinators, and anyone who has ever said:

“I better write this shit down.”

Because basic office supplies work just fine.

But where’s the fucking fun in that?

Handmade with chaotic love by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show.

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