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“Coffee in My Cup, Chaos in My Blunt” Clip

“Coffee in My Cup, Chaos in My Blunt” Clip

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Some people start their day with coffee.
Some people start their day with better decisions.

 

This clip?
It supports neither.

 

Featuring a bold red grip and a beaded stack that ends in a loud little reminder:
“Coffee in my cup, chaos in my blunt.”

 

This isn’t just a roach clip — it’s a personality trait.

 

Perfect for holding your blunt when your fingers are tired, your brain checked out, and your priorities are… flexible.

 

Handmade. One-of-a-kind.
Because your chaos shouldn’t look like everyone else’s.

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