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💜🥀 Lilac Candle

💜🥀 Lilac Candle

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Soft floral scent. Absolutely zero emotional stability.

 

This candle smells like a spring day you don’t trust. Classic lilac — clean, floral, nostalgic — the kind of scent that makes you feel things you were actively avoiding. It’s giving “fresh air,” “fake optimism,” and “this won’t end well.”

 

Hand-poured and sculpted into a bouquet that looks polite but knows your secrets, this candle exists to trick your brain into thinking everything’s fine. It’s not. But the room smells amazing.

 

Light it during a spiral, a forced self-care moment, or while pretending you’re a calm, balanced adult.

 

Details:

• Lilac-scented (fresh, floral, emotionally suspicious)

• Hand-poured floral design

• Burns clean or just sits there being prettier than your coping skills

• Each candle is slightly imperfect — because obviously

 

FDSS certified: Smells like healing. Delivers nothing of the sort.

Just vibes. Questionable ones.

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