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Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

✨ Choose to Shine (Even When You’re Barely Functioning) ✨

✨ Choose to Shine (Even When You’re Barely Functioning) ✨

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Mug Candle | FDSS Edition

 

This candle started life as a perfectly innocent coffee mug… and then FDSS happened.

 

Featuring cheerful sunflowers and the aggressively optimistic phrase “Choose to Shine”, this mug candle is here to remind you that yes — you can glow, even while everything else is a mess. Inside, you’ll find smooth, hand-poured lilac wax because nothing says “I’m holding it together” like pretending calm smells.

 

Light it. Stare at it. Question your life choices. Reuse the mug when the wax is gone because we don’t do waste here — we do functional dysfunction.

 

Why you need it:

 

  • 🌻 Upcycled ceramic mug = eco-friendly chaos
  • 💜 Hand-poured lilac wax for fake serenity
  • 🔥 One wick, many moods
  • ☕ Mug is reusable after burning (coffee, pens, secrets, whatever)
  • 🖤 Perfect for burnout babes, plant killers, and optimistic pessimists

 

 

Burn responsibly:

Trim your wick. Don’t leave it unattended. FDSS is chaotic — not stupid.

 

This is not just a candle.

It’s a reminder that even on your worst days…

✨ you still shine, you beautiful disaster. ✨

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