This chunky little candle is here to set the mood, question your intentions, and look hot doing it. Is it romantic? Maybe. Is it sarcastic? Definitely. Is it judging you for buying candles instead of fixing your problems? Always.
Hand-poured and unapologetically bright, this candle is perfect for Valentine’s Day, anti-Valentine’s Day, or any random Tuesday when you’re feeling feelings but don’t want to talk about them.
Why you need it:
Hand-poured candle shaped like the word LOVE ❤️
Bold red because subtlety is overrated
Burns beautifully or looks great just sitting there, doing nothing
Perfect gift for lovers, exes, or yourself (especially yourself)
FDSS Disclaimer:
Does not fix relationships. May trigger sarcasm, self-reflection, or lighting it out of spite.
Buy it. Burn it. Stare at it dramatically.
Welcome to the Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show. 🖤🔥
