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Coconut Book Stack Candle – Smells Like a Vacation, Looks Like You Read
Coconut Book Stack Candle – Smells Like a Vacation, Looks Like You Read
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This candle is giving intellectual chaos with beach energy.
A stacked book candle that says “I’m well-read” while smelling like you mentally checked out and booked a one-way trip to somewhere tropical. Coconut-scented, bright, bold, and absolutely not subtle — just like your personality after one good idea and zero sleep.
Light it when you want your space to smell like sunscreen, bad decisions, and pretending you’re productive.
✨ Details (because yes, it matters):
• Coconut-scented
• Hand-poured novelty candle
• Sculpted stacked book design
• Bold red because neutrals are boring
• Each piece has natural imperfections (handmade, not mass-produced nonsense)
🕯️ FDSS Warning:
May cause sudden urges to romanticize your life, ignore responsibilities, and tell people you’re “reading something right now.”
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