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Coconut Book Stack Candle – Smells Like a Vacation, Looks Like You Read

Coconut Book Stack Candle – Smells Like a Vacation, Looks Like You Read

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This candle is giving intellectual chaos with beach energy.

 

A stacked book candle that says “I’m well-read” while smelling like you mentally checked out and booked a one-way trip to somewhere tropical. Coconut-scented, bright, bold, and absolutely not subtle — just like your personality after one good idea and zero sleep.

 

Light it when you want your space to smell like sunscreen, bad decisions, and pretending you’re productive.

 

✨ Details (because yes, it matters):

• Coconut-scented

• Hand-poured novelty candle

• Sculpted stacked book design

• Bold red because neutrals are boring

• Each piece has natural imperfections (handmade, not mass-produced nonsense)

 

🕯️ FDSS Warning:

May cause sudden urges to romanticize your life, ignore responsibilities, and tell people you’re “reading something right now.”

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