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🌹 Coconut Rose Bud Candle – 1 Piece

🌹 Coconut Rose Bud Candle – 1 Piece

Regular price $0.75 USD
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Small. Sweet. Mildly Unhinged.

 

This single rose bud candle is cute, coconut-scented, and fully aware it’s doing the most with the least. It smells like tropical delusion and looks like a tiny romantic gesture that absolutely does not come with emotional responsibility.

 

Perfect for desks, nightstands, altars, or anywhere you need a little beauty and a lot of attitude.

 

✨ Details (because transparency is hot):

• Coconut-scented

• Hand-poured rose bud candle

• Sold as 1 individual candle

• Bright red because subtlety is overrated

• Minor imperfections expected (handmade, not mass-produced chaos)

 

🕯️ FDSS Disclaimer:

One rose. Zero promises. Smells incredible.

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