{"product_id":"untitled-may27_02-36-26","title":"#14 Galactic Chaos Glass Dome Statement Ring – Purple Teal Swirl Vintage Ornate Adjustable Ring","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis ring did not come to play nice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSwirls of deep purple, electric teal, and soft cosmic haze collide under a glossy glass dome, looking like a whole damn galaxy had a meltdown and somehow made it fashion. Set in a bold, ornate vintage-style frame, this piece is loud, unapologetic, and a little bit unhinged—in the best way possible.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou don’t wear this ring to blend in.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou wear it when you \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eare\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e the main event.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Real glass dome with high-gloss finish\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Adjustable band (because commitment issues are valid)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Ornate vintage-style setting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ One-of-a-kind abstract swirl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for when your vibe is:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“I look calm, but I could absolutely ruin your life aesthetically.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46826048291005,"sku":null,"price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0704\/5532\/8957\/files\/C95F5FBD-AFCD-44A7-A862-837F6A2FCCA2.jpg?v=1779864154","url":"https:\/\/www.fundyshow.com\/products\/untitled-may27_02-36-26","provider":"Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show","version":"1.0","type":"link"}