{"product_id":"sweet-but-psychotic-pink-beaded-necklace-30-cord-handmade-glitter-bottle-pendant-necklace","title":"“Sweet but Psychotic” Pink Beaded Necklace | 30” Cord | Handmade Glitter Bottle Pendant Necklace","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🖤 DESCRIPTION\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe looks innocent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe is not. 💗✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis 30” pink cord necklace is stacked with glossy pink beads and vintage-style spacers—cute, polished, and just a little too put together…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUntil you notice the tiny glitter-filled bottle pendant hanging at the bottom like a bottled-up emotional support meltdown. 🫠\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFinished with a heart-style clasp because of course it is—this one loves hard and spirals harder.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧠 PERSONALITY\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💗 says “I’m fine” (she’s not)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ cries in glitter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🖤 romantic but slightly unstable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⚠️ will emotionally attach to strangers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📿 DETAILS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApprox. 30” pink cord necklace\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHeart-style clasp closure\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGlossy pink + white marbled beads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDecorative metal spacer beads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMini glass bottle pendant filled with pink glitter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLightweight, eye-catching, and chaotic in a cute way\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandmade \u0026amp; one-of-a-kind\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎯 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft girls with a dark sense of humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeople who romanticize their breakdowns\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone who wants cute… but not boring\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMain characters only 💅\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCute enough to fool people.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChaotic enough to prove them wrong. 💗🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46618314506429,"sku":null,"price":10.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0704\/5532\/8957\/files\/8B861B01-DA9C-4526-9768-195692C78421.jpg?v=1775792787","url":"https:\/\/www.fundyshow.com\/products\/sweet-but-psychotic-pink-beaded-necklace-30-cord-handmade-glitter-bottle-pendant-necklace","provider":"Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show","version":"1.0","type":"link"}