{"product_id":"pumpkin-pie-candle-cute-gourd-short-fuse","title":"Pumpkin Pie Candle — Cute Gourd, Short Fuse","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eServing pumpkin charm with a side of “don’t test me.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis handmade Pumpkin Pie scented candle comes in a glossy orange ceramic pumpkin with a matching lid and gold-colored stem. Cream-colored wax and a cozy fall fragrance make it a sweet seasonal gift—or a treat for yourself after dealing with everybody’s nonsense.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll the pumpkin cuteness. None of the obligation to bake anything.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Scent: Pumpkin Pie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Orange ceramic pumpkin container with matching lid\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Includes one candle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Limited batch of three; this exact container may not return\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note: These candles were slightly overfilled, so the lid currently rests above the rim rather than sitting fully flush.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRemove the lid before lighting. Burn on a stable, heat-resistant surface. Let the candle cool completely before replacing the lid. Never leave a burning candle unattended.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67715027796157,"sku":null,"price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0704\/5532\/8957\/files\/30CFE639-FD41-4F45-AB50-6AFC20F0298F.jpg?v=1791573482","url":"https:\/\/www.fundyshow.com\/products\/pumpkin-pie-candle-cute-gourd-short-fuse","provider":"Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show","version":"1.0","type":"link"}