{"product_id":"mini-ghost-wax-melts-set-of-4-four-boos-zero-patience","title":"Mini Ghost Wax Melts, Set of 4 — Four Boos, Zero Patience","description":"\u003cp\u003eFour little ghosts. All equally shocked by your daily nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese handmade peach-pink ghost wax melts feature black facial details and expressions that say, “We’ve seen your schedule, and absolutely not.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA cute little Halloween treat for your favorite overwhelmed human—or yourself, because surviving the group chat deserves a reward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey’ll melt down so you don’t have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Includes four mini ghost wax melts\u003cbr\u003e• Peach-pink color with black facial details\u003cbr\u003e• Handmade, with slight variations in color, faces, and finish\u003cbr\u003e• Wax warmer sold separately\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRemove all packaging before use. Use a portion that fits your wax warmer’s capacity and follow its instructions. Do not add water or light the melts directly. Not edible; keep away from children and pets.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67855030255805,"sku":null,"price":7.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0704\/5532\/8957\/files\/FD0B6D65-71B0-43A4-84E0-6595D6D3E7B5.jpg?v=1792556564","url":"https:\/\/www.fundyshow.com\/products\/mini-ghost-wax-melts-set-of-4-four-boos-zero-patience","provider":"Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show","version":"1.0","type":"link"}