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Featuring colorful orange, purple, and neon-inspired artwork, Sir Dumps-A-Lot, and plenty of sarcastic details, this shirt was made for anyone surviving life with humor and absolutely no illusion that they have it all together.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for casual wear, sarcastic gifts, mental-health warriors, and proud members of the Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold FDSS graphic design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant artwork that pops on dark-colored shirts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple sizes and colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProfessionally printed to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eColors may appear slightly different depending on your screen. 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