{"product_id":"lady-dumps-a-lot-shit-show-coordinator-t-shirt","title":"Lady Dumps-A-Lot Shit Show Coordinator T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery shit show needs someone brave—or slightly unhinged—enough to coordinate the chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing Lady Dumps-A-Lot in bold FDSS colors, this graphic T-shirt is made for the woman who keeps everything moving while everyone else contributes to the confusion. With her ripped jeans, colorful hair, and “I Coordinate Chaos Like a Pro” attitude, she’s basically the unofficial manager of everyday dysfunction.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFunny, colorful, and unapologetically FDSS, this shirt makes a great gift for busy moms, hardworking women, chaos coordinators, and anyone who somehow became responsible for keeping the whole circus together.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for casual days, vendor events, errands, or proudly announcing your position in the family shit show.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e10 oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e70% Cotton, 10% polyester, 20% recycled polyester from plastic bottles\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eHeather Grey: 65% Cotton, 15% polyester, 20% recycled polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eThe 3-end fleece fabric has a tight-knit construction giving it better printability and lofty hand feel\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eUnder 5% shrinkage\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eTwill neck tape\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle top stitch on all seams\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eThree-panel hood with fleece lining for extra comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eDTM round drawcord with knotted ends and metal eyelets\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e1x1 ribbing at sleeve cuff and waistband\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eRibbing: 95% cotton, 5% Spandex for better recovery\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003ePerfect for HD Digital Printing\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eTear away label\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eBy implementing water saving techniques in the dying process of Lane Seven fleece, the company is able to save 18 liters of water per garment\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eLane Seven is a proud member of the Better Cotton Initiative. Cotton products from Lane Seven support more sustainable cotton farming\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eLane Seven is certified by the Recycled Claim Standard, which guarantees the recycled polyester in their garments is traceable from origin to final products\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ctable id=\"sizechart\" style=\"width:100%; border-collapse: collapse;\" border=\"1\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eXS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e27.50\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e28.50\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e29.50\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e30.50\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e31.50\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e32.50\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e33.50\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show","offers":[{"title":"Lavender \/ S \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464638673085,"sku":"19g61mu6jbbhf","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ M \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464638705853,"sku":"19g61mu6jbbhg","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ L \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464638738621,"sku":"19g61mu6jbbhh","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464638771389,"sku":"19g61mu6jbbhi","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ 2XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464638804157,"sku":"19g61mu6jbbhj","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lavender \/ 3XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464638836925,"sku":"19g61mu6jbbhk","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464638869693,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz2r","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464638902461,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz2s","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464638935229,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz2t","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464638967997,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz2u","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639000765,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz2v","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639033533,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz2w","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639066301,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz2x","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toasted Coconut \/ XS \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639099069,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz2y","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toasted Coconut \/ S \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639131837,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz2z","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toasted Coconut \/ M \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639164605,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz30","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toasted Coconut \/ L \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639197373,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz31","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toasted Coconut \/ XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639230141,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz32","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toasted Coconut \/ 2XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639262909,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz33","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toasted Coconut \/ 3XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639295677,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz34","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Teal \/ XS \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639328445,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz35","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Teal \/ S \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639361213,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz36","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Teal \/ M \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639393981,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz37","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Teal \/ L \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639426749,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz38","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Teal \/ XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639459517,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz39","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Teal \/ 2XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639492285,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3a","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Teal \/ 3XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639525053,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3b","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Storm \/ XS \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639557821,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3c","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Storm \/ S \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639590589,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3d","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Storm \/ M \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639623357,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3e","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Storm \/ L \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639656125,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3f","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Storm \/ XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639688893,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3g","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Storm \/ 2XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639721661,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3h","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Storm \/ 3XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639754429,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3i","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XS \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639787197,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3j","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ S \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639819965,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3k","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ M \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639852733,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3l","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ L \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639885501,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3m","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639918269,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3n","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 2XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639951037,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3o","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sage \/ 3XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464639983805,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3p","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464640016573,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3q","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464640049341,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3r","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464640082109,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3s","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464640114877,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3t","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464640147645,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3u","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464640180413,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3v","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464640213181,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3w","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ XS \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464640245949,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3x","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ S \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464640278717,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3y","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ M \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464640311485,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz3z","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ L \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464640344253,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz40","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464640377021,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz41","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ 2XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464640409789,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz42","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Grey \/ 3XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464640442557,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz43","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464640475325,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz44","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464640508093,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz45","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464640540861,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz46","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464640573629,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz47","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464640606397,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz48","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464640639165,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz49","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL \/ Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt","offer_id":48464640671933,"sku":"19g61mu6jbz4a","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0704\/5532\/8957\/files\/ninjapod_media_2062743_501873_32_FRONT.jpg?v=1789710536","url":"https:\/\/www.fundyshow.com\/products\/lady-dumps-a-lot-shit-show-coordinator-t-shirt","provider":"Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show","version":"1.0","type":"link"}