{"product_id":"heart-trinket-dish","title":"Heartbreaker Trinket Dish – Cute, Chaotic, \u0026 Holds Your Sh*t Together","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmall? Yes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBasic? Absolutely not.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis Heart Trinket Dish is here to hold your rings, earrings, keys, or whatever tiny chaos you keep losing on a daily basis. It’s cute enough to fool people into thinking you’ve got your life together… even if you don’t.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandmade with attitude and built to last, each piece has its own vibe—no mass-produced boring nonsense here.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJewelry you swear you won’t lose again\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNightstand chaos control\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA “look how put together I am” aesthetic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGifting to someone who loves cute things with a little edge\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e⚠️ Warning: May cause compliments, jealousy, and sudden urges to reorganize your life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show","offers":[{"title":"Emotionally Flooded Heart Dish (feelings? yeah, all of them. at once.)","offer_id":45129746186429,"sku":null,"price":4.27,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Numb But Thriving Heart Dish (can’t feel it, still functioning somehow)","offer_id":45129746219197,"sku":null,"price":4.27,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Toxic Calm Heart Dish (looks peaceful… absolutely is not)","offer_id":45129746251965,"sku":null,"price":4.27,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0704\/5532\/8957\/files\/21A60106-27A2-40F4-B342-B6825D2EB512.jpg?v=1749084176","url":"https:\/\/www.fundyshow.com\/products\/heart-trinket-dish","provider":"Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show","version":"1.0","type":"link"}