{"product_id":"green-jar-candle-lime-green-low-patience","title":"Green Jar Candle — Lime Green \u0026 Low Patience","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooking calm is easy. Putting up with people? That’s where things get complicated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis FDSS candle brings bold lime-green color, white swirls, and contrasting pink wax to your space, complete with a matching lid. It’s a little pop of personality for your shelf—and a fitting gift for someone whose décor is cheerful but whose patience is on backorder.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCute candle. Questionable mood. Welcome to the Shit Show.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncludes one green jar candle with matching lid.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67687904051389,"sku":null,"price":6.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0704\/5532\/8957\/files\/F55EA5C0-936F-43E0-9F1C-A591BDD47007.jpg?v=1791439252","url":"https:\/\/www.fundyshow.com\/products\/green-jar-candle-lime-green-low-patience","provider":"Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show","version":"1.0","type":"link"}