{"product_id":"don-t-look-too-long-oval-pendant-necklace-orange-green-red-paint-pour-with-hidden-faces-23","title":"#23 “Don’t Look Too Long” Oval Pendant Necklace – Orange, Green \u0026 Red Paint Pour with Hidden Faces","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou know that moment when you stare at something too long and start seeing faces?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYeah… we bottled that.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis oval pendant is a chaotic paint pour blend of orange, green, and red with a razor-thin streak of white cutting through like it’s trying to call for help. And depending on your mood, lighting, and general mental stability—you may or may not notice multiple faces forming inside the design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCoincidence? Maybe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePsychological phenomenon? Possibly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLow-key haunted art jewelry? We’re not confirming anything.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach piece is a one-of-one abstract creation, meaning the “faces” are never the same twice… which is either really cool or slightly concerning, depending on how you look at it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear it if you like conversation starters.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOr wear it if you want people to slowly back away while saying, “uhh… what is that?”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEither way, it’s doing the most—and probably judging you back.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46686295457981,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0704\/5532\/8957\/files\/2504E7B0-6D84-4B72-AF6F-2F62CB9CA50D.jpg?v=1776668982","url":"https:\/\/www.fundyshow.com\/products\/don-t-look-too-long-oval-pendant-necklace-orange-green-red-paint-pour-with-hidden-faces-23","provider":"Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show","version":"1.0","type":"link"}