{"product_id":"build-your-own-sucker-leash","title":"Build Your Own Sucker Leash","description":"\u003cp\u003eBuild your own sucker leash, because your tiny human already runs the shit show. Their accessories might as well match.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePick your cord color, choose your bead colors, and decide whether to add a name. You are in charge of this one. Enjoy that feeling while it lasts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWant a focal bead? We will email you photos of the exact ones we have on hand so you can choose your favorite. No mystery beads. Your tiny boss provides enough surprises.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese are made to order, so allow about 2 weeks for us to create yours, plus shipping time. Custom chaos takes a little time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd the clip color? We match it to your cord. One less decision for the brain currently juggling snacks, laundry, and whatever is in that child’s mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67842397733053,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0704\/5532\/8957\/files\/D2C4672D-7DAC-4CFA-8653-BF1D91F94765.jpg?v=1792689340","url":"https:\/\/www.fundyshow.com\/products\/build-your-own-sucker-leash","provider":"Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show","version":"1.0","type":"link"}