{"product_id":"bee-nice-absolutely-fucking-not-earrings-🐝","title":"Bee Nice? Absolutely Fucking Not. Earrings 🐝","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBee Nice? Absolutely Fucking Not. Honey Bee Earrings | Handmade Beaded Dangles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEverybody loves to say “Bee Kind.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese bees have reviewed the request and respectfully declined.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the Bee Nice? Absolutely Fucking Not. Earrings — for anyone who can be perfectly pleasant but would appreciate it if people stopped treating that like a contractual obligation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarm honey-gold crackle beads bring all the sunshine-and-honey sweetness, metallic spacers add a little extra detail, and adorable silver-tone enamel bee charms hang underneath looking like innocent little ambassadors of kindness.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhich is exactly how they get you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause actual bees are busy as hell, fiercely protective of their space, and fully equipped to stab somebody when boundaries aren’t being respected.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHonestly? Inspirational.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLightweight silver-tone ear wires make them comfortable enough for everyday wear, whether you’re tending the garden, running errands, or smiling politely while mentally adding someone’s name to the Do Not Fucking Engage list.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandmade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSilver-tone ear wires\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSilver-tone enamel bee charms\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHoney-gold crackle acrylic beads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMetallic spacer beads\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLightweight and comfortable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne-of-a-kind handmade design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for bee lovers, gardeners, nature lovers, or anyone who’s officially retired from being nice on command\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandcrafted by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show — because you can be sweet as honey and still have a fucking stinger.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47992721801405,"sku":null,"price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0704\/5532\/8957\/files\/D8222C85-3E46-4085-89ED-60C7FEF7C2A8.jpg?v=1786700385","url":"https:\/\/www.fundyshow.com\/products\/bee-nice-absolutely-fucking-not-earrings-%f0%9f%90%9d","provider":"Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show","version":"1.0","type":"link"}