{"title":"Literary Elegance: Bookmark Collection","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e📚 Bookmarks That Judge You Quietly 📚\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome to Bookmarks That Judge You Quietly — where \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003epractical reading tools\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e got a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003echaotic makeover\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and now refuse to be ignored. These aren’t flimsy paper scraps you lose in five seconds. These are beaded, funky-charm page holders that slap your book open like “yeah I read, what of it?” (\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fundyshow.com\/collections\/bookmarks\"\u003efundyshow.com\u003c\/a\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandcrafted with beads, quirky accents, and personality that won’t shut up, these bookmarks are perfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003emarking the page \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eyou swore you’d remember\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003emaking your reading nook look like it has opinions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003etelling people “I’m cultured \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e chaotic”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunctional? Absolutely.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFabulous? Obvi.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJudgmental about your TBR pile? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaybe a little.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e (\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fundyshow.com\/collections\/bookmarks\"\u003efundyshow.com\u003c\/a\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese aren’t accessories — they’re literary sidekicks with sass.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo go ahead… dog-ear if you must. But this bookmark? It \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003edemands respect.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClip it. Flaunt it. Read it. Judge softly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"metal-clip-bookmark","title":"#14 Turtle Paint Pour Metal Clip Bookmark","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSlow and steady… but still a whole vibe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis turtle paint pour metal clip bookmark brings chill energy with a splash of chaotic color. Each one is handmade, so no two turtles swim the same way. It clips on clean, holds your spot like a pro, and adds just enough personality to make your book look cooler than you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for readers who take their time, lose their place anyway, and look good doing it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45337821413565,"sku":null,"price":8.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0704\/5532\/8957\/files\/AA8DF0FD-C04D-4658-8705-045E1F22E148.jpg?v=1756226880"},{"product_id":"metal-clip-bookmark-1","title":"#13 Round Paint Pour Metal Clip Bookmark","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the reader who refuses to dog-ear pages like a literary goblin.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis round paint pour metal clip bookmark keeps your spot with style, sass, and just enough handmade chaos. Clip it onto your page, close the book, and pretend your life is organized.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for book lovers, journal addicts, planners, and anyone who owns “just one more book” 47 times.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45337839468733,"sku":null,"price":8.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0704\/5532\/8957\/files\/73577E5D-0826-4BB2-9B33-2EE8BC9EB1CF.jpg?v=1756226880"},{"product_id":"metal-clip-bookmark-2","title":"#12 Paint Pour Metal Clip Bookmark","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMark your spot without abusing innocent book pages. 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